I’m happy to help—but I’m a bit unclear on how you’d like to tie J.R.R. Tolkien’s “Gollum” crimes into a dietary-preferences blog, or what specific dietary preference you have in mind (e.g., vegan, gluten-free, keto). Could you clarify:
1. Which dietary preference you’d like the post to focus on?
2. How “Gollum’s crimes” connect to that dietary preference?
Once I have that, I can craft a fully SEO-optimized, WordPress-ready 2,500-word article with all the requested sections, HTML structure, and “Food Scan Genius” integration.